Top 10 Things You Learn As a New Mom......
10. How to do everything with one hand
9. 3 hours of sleep in a row is "doing pretty good"
8. You can love something more that you ever thought possible
7. Having a puppy REALLY is nothing like having a child
6. You are now on baby time and nothing else really matters
5. How to get a workout AND hold a baby at the same time
4. Major diaper blowout = immediate bath
3. Sleeping more than three hours in a row concerns you "should I check on the baby??"
2. How to take the fastest shower known to woman
1. Showering, changing your clothes, dishes and laundry are actually all luxuries. They don't HAVE to be done today!
















